tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post2969134969036945578..comments2023-06-12T15:33:54.821+01:00Comments on Drunk Mummy: Sunday ServiceDrunk Mummyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12416146729096629298noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-78979889744334564412007-07-02T14:58:00.000+01:002007-07-02T14:58:00.000+01:00Just found your blog & LOVE it! (don't know why I...Just found your blog & LOVE it! (don't know why I started down here). <BR/><BR/>I'm laughing at the journals, but really kids spill it all whether they write it down or just blurt it out in class, so it's only different in that the teacher can enjoy it at her leisure. :-) <BR/><BR/>I had to laugh at the stopping the car threat too. I sat by the side of the road *plenty* of times, refusing to move the car until the kids stopped whatever it was that was driving me up a wall (as opposed to driving me merrily down the road). And once or twice in 12 years I really have followed through and just went home. Helps to be more stubborn than the kids...<BR/><BR/>YES! Coming early is WAY worse than coming late!!!!!!!!!!!!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10439582294571462742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-22525346008612564182007-06-27T20:20:00.000+01:002007-06-27T20:20:00.000+01:00jenny - I read that post on your blog - you were f...jenny - I read that post on your blog - you were far nicer than I would have been about it all! Personally, I think arriving too early is much worse than arriving too late.Drunk Mummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16213660260846567668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-17460288059967670512007-06-27T19:36:00.000+01:002007-06-27T19:36:00.000+01:00If only more of my parties involved wine then perh...If only more of my parties involved wine then perhaps I wouldnt be so frazzled at the end of my party!<BR/><BR/>At least at your party, they only showed up 15 minutes early. At my party which was CLEARLY stated to start at 11am, the first guests arrived at 8:30, the 2nd guests arrived at 9 and the last guest arrived at 10. I woke up at 8. Do the math.... Thank God I cleaned house the night before and only had a few things left to put away which were quickly shoved into the hall closet.jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08772053505930801670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-37010241185438650402007-06-27T19:09:00.000+01:002007-06-27T19:09:00.000+01:00nunhead mum of one - it depends what you mean by '...nunhead mum of one - it depends what you mean by 'sorted.' Both myself and the house achieved only the minimum of standards of hygiene in that time.<BR/><BR/>omega mum - I think it would take a lot more than mystic wishing!<BR/><BR/>peter - eeek! I can imagine that would conclude the meal fairly rapidly!<BR/><BR/>akelamalu - Oh no! Not again! I'll have to come back to that one.<BR/><BR/>Hello elaine!<BR/>Mummy's Special Ribena sounds like it might have a lot more going for it than merely being 'kind to teeth'!Drunk Mummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16213660260846567668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-37819776901419790842007-06-27T12:02:00.000+01:002007-06-27T12:02:00.000+01:00Love the blog. Am resisting temptation to read it...Love the blog. Am resisting temptation to read it all in one go (o rats, forgot that I don't go in for resisting very much). Ever come across the vintage 'Mummy's Special Ribena'?Elainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09794925792830102749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-26821720488780234902007-06-27T09:26:00.000+01:002007-06-27T09:26:00.000+01:00PS I've tagged you. :)PS I've tagged you. :)Akelamaluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11234268568845148285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-18193207051330977032007-06-26T20:44:00.000+01:002007-06-26T20:44:00.000+01:00Hilarious. Oh dear... been there. You bring back s...Hilarious. Oh dear... been there. You bring back so many memories between the laughs.<BR/><BR/>Like when our youngest suddenly vomited onto his dinner plate. That was the last time that couple and their offspring came to us for dinner, and we've never ever had the meal of the evening again. It would bring back too many memories.Peter F May https://www.blogger.com/profile/09879434167757517648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-61718721061575404412007-06-26T20:20:00.000+01:002007-06-26T20:20:00.000+01:00Why the devil shouldn't it be reality? Who was it ...Why the devil shouldn't it be reality? Who was it who was advocating some mystic wishing system. Go for it. It adds more jollity. Which vintage Krug would you serve with the launch party, incidentally?Omega Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06510548355469861782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-79051791604155366482007-06-26T18:47:00.000+01:002007-06-26T18:47:00.000+01:00An hour to get the house sorted and fifteen minute...An hour to get the house sorted and fifteen minutes to get yourself sorted? am impressed! I need at least two hours for both!Nunhead Mum of Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00404470570265084130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-36062748648967688982007-06-26T18:33:00.000+01:002007-06-26T18:33:00.000+01:00SAHD - you know me - I'll drink with anyone.All th...SAHD - you know me - I'll drink with anyone.<BR/>All this talk of a book deal does put the pressure on - shame there's no truth in it. Not quite sure where it all started, but I'm flattered!<BR/><BR/>M&M - thank you!<BR/><BR/>Emma - yes, they have a habit of repeating everything when they get older, especially the swear words.<BR/><BR/>Mopsa - thanks, I was close to short-circuiting at one point!<BR/><BR/>dj kirkby - thank you, you are very kind!<BR/><BR/>elsie button - I bet the teachers thought your mum sounded like a lot of fun! <BR/><BR/>good woman - ah, but I was starting from an exceptionally low level.<BR/><BR/>motheratlarge - I'm not very good with early morning singing either - which is exactly why my children torment me in this way.<BR/><BR/>debio - release that inner 'shrill woman' - you know she is dying to get out!<BR/><BR/>akelamalu - yes - its when someone holds your hand and asks if everything is OK that it gets really embarrassing!<BR/><BR/>crystal jigsaw - yikes, I suppose the tups wouldn't care if you hadn't re-applied your lipgloss either! (btw I had to look up 'tup' - I thought it was a slang verb - I suppose the tups actually do tup)<BR/><BR/>pig - thank you! It was good fun, despite all the clearing up.<BR/><BR/>omega mum - sadly all talk of a book deal is mere fantasy on the part of Commenters. Still, we all like to fantasise - for me it usually involves champagne fountains and a big straw.Drunk Mummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16213660260846567668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-69088827470681122472007-06-26T17:47:00.000+01:002007-06-26T17:47:00.000+01:00What book deal? Go, girl, go....Very funny and wel...What book deal? Go, girl, go....Very funny and well done for getting house sorted in an hour. Am in awe.Omega Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06510548355469861782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-84146971053131160412007-06-26T17:39:00.000+01:002007-06-26T17:39:00.000+01:00drunk mummy you are so funny! that did make me la...drunk mummy you are so funny! that did make me laugh! Glad you had a lovely time.<BR/>PigxPig in the Kitchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10631525119816074013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-11302845027509632382007-06-26T16:28:00.000+01:002007-06-26T16:28:00.000+01:00What was life like before makeup, I wonder. To sa...What was life like before makeup, I wonder. To say I look like death warmed up would be an understatement, never a good idea to go out without the old blusher, the tups in my field are looking ever so bored..!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-73915244817912904062007-06-26T15:14:00.000+01:002007-06-26T15:14:00.000+01:00Oh you do make me laugh! I only went out without...Oh you do make me laugh! I only went out without my make-up once and someone asked if I was ill! Never again!!Akelamaluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11234268568845148285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-27180241863544338512007-06-26T14:56:00.000+01:002007-06-26T14:56:00.000+01:00Brilliant blog, drunk mummy.Isn't it interesting t...Brilliant blog, drunk mummy.<BR/><BR/>Isn't it interesting that when the big people are becoming shrill and boisterous, the little people head off to amuse themselves? I've been pondering for years whether the control of my 'shrill' side on a daily basis is doing me any favours.debiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14218049959165514277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-39817788367979754572007-06-26T13:47:00.000+01:002007-06-26T13:47:00.000+01:00Even when fully sober I balk at early morning sing...Even when fully sober I balk at early morning singing. Pointed renditions of Ten Green Bottles could finish me off altogether. As would the effort of spinning wheezes involving lemonade and limeade. Another nice posting - thanks!<BR/><BR/>ps - thanks for the blogrollMotheratlargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08702824820715807897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-27991913452051887202007-06-26T11:10:00.000+01:002007-06-26T11:10:00.000+01:00Brilliant Drunk Mummy. And that your stunning tra...Brilliant Drunk Mummy. And that your stunning transition only takes fifteen minutes is highly impressive too!The Good Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08266643682242094342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-35134152637100662612007-06-26T10:04:00.000+01:002007-06-26T10:04:00.000+01:00so funny! brilliant! the 'my busy bee news' bit m...so funny! brilliant! the 'my busy bee news' bit made me think about when i was at school and every monday i would write 'this weekend my mum kissed another soldier' which was completely untrue of course! well i think it was anyway. the teachers have a field day with these diaries though - it is so bloody nosy.Elsie Buttonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03768998561385293241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-22508130505420618102007-06-26T06:06:00.000+01:002007-06-26T06:06:00.000+01:00How is it possible for you to write such hilarious...How is it possible for you to write such hilarious posts? (Don't stop) I've just laughed myself silly (again)DJ Kirkbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08481107164497582398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-3425710208444622472007-06-26T05:29:00.000+01:002007-06-26T05:29:00.000+01:00Fantastic image of you revving up in the kitchen -...Fantastic image of you revving up in the kitchen - gave me early morning chuckles.Mopsahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17912659592484055741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-51718225907469161202007-06-26T01:29:00.000+01:002007-06-26T01:29:00.000+01:00Oh, I can so relate, to those kid Stalinists and t...Oh, I can so relate, to those kid Stalinists and their Busy Bee diary. My six year old is always grassing me up to daddy: "mommy gave Sausage a lollipop and didn't brush her teeth afterwards. We haven't eaten any vegetables all day. When we wouldn't eat our broccoli mommy just threw it in the trash and said 'don't tell daddy.' Mommy had a glass of wine at lunch, she tried to tell us it was grape juice but it smelt funny, then she drove the car, she was singing Abba, I think she was drunk daddy."<BR/><BR/>it was so wonderful when the kids could only babble.MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-39351714657859315452007-06-25T22:38:00.000+01:002007-06-25T22:38:00.000+01:00I love your imagery!I <I>love</I> your imagery!Mutterings and Meanderingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01384198819878227966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4121356179610263775.post-17266322298222851332007-06-25T22:06:00.000+01:002007-06-25T22:06:00.000+01:00Good to see you confine your association to those ...Good to see you confine your association to those who shop at Waitrose.<BR/><BR/>Another cracker, despite the raised bar of book deal talk!Stay at home dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07943310521217164291noreply@blogger.com